Catterings are pink with gold wings and green eyes. A cattering smells sweet like a rose. It sounds like a cat purring long and loud, and it’s soft like a fuzzy, warm blanket. And I’m happy to say I don’t know what it tastes like, because I’ve never tried one, and I never will.

And now you know what a cattering is, and I hope that if you ever meet one, that you will like it.